Femme qui pete n'est pas morte

Famously and fabulously, Fanny Burney's last uttered words were, 'Good, a woman who can fart is not dead'.

And so it was yesterday, toying with increasingly nihilistic feelings, I bought sushi. As each perfectly symmetrical portion entered my mouth, it wasn't just sunshine that played there; a shy smile.

Nihilisim or sushi? Sushi! A woman who eats is still alive. Oh.